there are over 500 types of pasta. Wow. the pastabilities are endless
I don’t know which face is more accurate
I was not expecting that!
I don’t think anyone was expecting that!
aww the bae!
why cant i be attractive like everyone on tumblr
Be the calmest person in the room.
Agent Coulson swimming in his suit…
SWIM FUCKING SUIT
Thor in a thong.
His Thor-ng is adorable…
I just noticed Steve’s swimsuit is the American flag. there are so many perfect touches in this, I can’t.
@niallhoran: Great day at the Barcelona game! INCREDIBLE to meet the best footballer in the world! @leomessi ! What a guy!
once i accidentally called 999 and my brother was shouting “im gonna kill you” at his video game in the background and to cut a long story short 20 minutes later 2 police officers showed up at my house to check out a potential murder and this is why i hate my life
I think it’s 911…
i think i live in england…
SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.
Now that’s how you get laid boys.
Holy shit that’s awesome.
I want to